Welcome to the H.S.W.A.B club!

News

Current Number Of Members: 53!!
Listening To: The Rasmus - Northern Lights
Drinking: Pepsi..no duh.
Eating: My fingernails, because, i'm a biter.

Oh Neglect!!

I've been neglecting H.S.W.A.B once again, and ignoring it because my internet has gone tits up. in layman's terms, its not fucking working... SOOOOO if i dont reply to comments or notes then you'll know why!

Life in saudi arabia is terribly bored, and im HOPING that kadero will actually take control and BLOODY WELL POST SOMETHING when he gets back because hes a neglecter too. he has internet access but chooses to ignore us because he's EVILLLLLL... EVILLL I TELL YOU!!

Anyway, must dash, contact us!

Dont forget to advertise us in your journal or signature, and add us to your so that you can keep tabs on how bored we are! YAY!

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This is a newly founded club for anybody on DA who the phrase ''Holy Shit We Are Bored'' applies to!

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Founders

The founders of this top-notch, amazing, brilliant, fantastic club (modesty overload) are:



If you encounter any problems regarding the club, don't hesitate to send us a note or comment to let us know! We're friendly and nice, most of the time, and bored enough that we will always reply... yay! Go team H.S.W.A.B!!

Anybody at all is welcome to join H.S.W.A.B, but the if you feel at all inclined to disregard any of the rules, then there will be boring consequences!

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Rules

You MUST be bored on a regular basis.

You MUST want to meet other people that are regularly, if not constantly bored, of everything.

You MUST put our icon into your journal and refer to us as 'the king of all clubs' (the second part is optional -snigger-) also, add us to your devwatch so that you can keep up to date with how bored everyone else in the club is!

You should enjoy yourselves in the club and arse about lots, not caring about much, and contributing to the club often. If not submitting art to the contests etc, then at least dropping by every now and again just to say hi, and give us a report on how bored you are!

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How To Join H.S.W.A.B

To join the king (or queen!) of all clubs, simply do the following things:

Send us a note with the word ''join'' somewhere in the title.

Put us on to your

Finally, add our icon to your journal or signature. To do this, type :icon hswab: (without the space in the middle) and you will see this appear in your journal:



YAY!

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Members

Here is our ever-growing amount of members so far, ALL of which are loved dearly!



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Contests

Every now and again here at H.S.W.A.B we will have competitions, just to make life a little less boring, but hey, without boredom, there would be no H.S.W.A.B!!

This months contest is mostly for the benefit of the club. We want to see what you guys can come up with as a design for our club icon or ID, so, we'd like to see what you can come up with, the winner will see their work posted in every H.S.W.A.B member's journal worldwide, and on the H.S.W.A.B headquarters page too! YAY!

Oh hey, and we also need a H.S.W.A.B mascot, be it an animal, a person, a fungus, whatever floats your boat, but it HAS to be original work! The prizes aren't as great as a $50,000 jackpot prize, or a new porsche, i'll admit, but meh, nevermind eh?

P.S. Feel free to submit any random art with any subject, at any time! We'd even like to see photos of you being bored, it'd make us feel better about ourselves, heh!

Love you all,

Chuggie, H.S.W.A.B co-founder and boredom fetishist.

xxx

AND REMEMBER, H.S.W.A.B LOVES YOUR SHIZNAT!